Do Not Eat.
Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Have 1,000 cursors. Boy, are my arms tired!
Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlock all the eggs.
Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlock every garden seed.
Cast 999 spells. I'm a what?
Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty. Really got 'em buttered!
Purchase 700 upgrades. But don't let that stop you!
Bake 10^78 cookies in one ascension.
Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Own at least 100 of every stock market good. Gotta pump those numbers up!
Own at least 1000 of a stock market good.
Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Have at least 10 of the most expensive building, 20 of the second-most, 30 of the next and so on.
Reach level 10 You.
Have at least 1 of the most expensive building, 2 of the second-most, 4 of the next and so on.
Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Reach level 10 idleverses.
Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Reach Santa's final form.
Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Reach level 10 prisms.
Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Reach level 10 time machines.
Reach level 10 portals.
Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Reach level 10 shipments.
Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Reach level 10 temples.
Reach level 10 banks.
Reach level 10 factories.
Reach level 10 mines.
Reach level 10 farms.
Reach level 10 grandmas.
Reach level 10 cursors.
Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Ascend at least once.
Click 777 golden cookies.
Make your first stock market profit.
Click 77 golden cookies. You should really go to bed.
Click a golden cookie.