Do Not Eat.
Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlock every garden seed.
Cast 999 spells. I'm a what?
Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Purchase 700 upgrades. But don't let that stop you!
Click 777 golden cookies.
Bake 10^78 cookies in one ascension.
Unlock all the eggs.
Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Make your first stock market profit.
Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty. Really got 'em buttered!
Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Own at least 100 of every stock market good. Gotta pump those numbers up!
Own at least 1000 of a stock market good.
Have 1,000 cursors. Boy, are my arms tired!
Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Have at least 1 of the most expensive building, 2 of the second-most, 4 of the next and so on.
Reach Santa's final form.
Have at least 10 of the most expensive building, 20 of the second-most, 30 of the next and so on.
Reach level 10 You.
Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Reach level 10 idleverses.
Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Ascend at least once.
Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Reach level 10 prisms.
Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Reach level 10 time machines.
Reach level 10 portals.
Click 77 golden cookies. You should really go to bed.
Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Reach level 10 shipments.
Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Reach level 10 cursors.
Reach level 10 temples.
Reach level 10 banks.
Reach level 10 factories.
Reach level 10 mines.
Reach level 10 farms.
Reach level 10 grandmas.
Click a golden cookie.