Do Not Eat.

Reach level 10 You.
Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Purchase 700 upgrades. But don't let that stop you!
Own at least 1000 of a stock market good.
Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Own at least 100 of every stock market good. Gotta pump those numbers up!
Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty. Really got 'em buttered!
Have at least 1 of the most expensive building, 2 of the second-most, 4 of the next and so on.
Have at least 10 of the most expensive building, 20 of the second-most, 30 of the next and so on.
Cast 999 spells. I'm a what?
Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Click 777 golden cookies.
Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlock every garden seed.
Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlock all the eggs.
Have 1,000 cursors. Boy, are my arms tired!
Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Reach Santa's final form.
Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Bake 10^78 cookies in one ascension.
Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Reach level 10 prisms.
Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Reach level 10 time machines.
Reach level 10 shipments.
Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Reach level 10 temples.
Reach level 10 banks.
Reach level 10 factories.
Reach level 10 portals.
Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Reach level 10 mines.
Reach level 10 farms.
Reach level 10 grandmas.
Reach level 10 cursors.
Click 77 golden cookies. You should really go to bed.
Make your first stock market profit.
Ascend at least once.
Click a golden cookie.