Get a Super Ten.

Catch a fedora.

Catch a shoe.

Catch 3 fish.

Catch the albino tarpon.

Lose a Dice Hopscotch race.

See Mount Rushmore in the sky.

Win a Dice Hopscotch race.

Get a hundred dollars.

Make two vampire jokes.

Know more about Mothmen 1966.

Ask an insensitive question.

Discover Xantos' face.

Make Xantos walk silly like that amazing comedy bit.

Listen to all of Liszt's stories.

Sign a book.

Be an asshole.

Lose all your money.

See four different common forms in the sky.

Lose a catch.

Solve 1 Matchstick puzzle.

Solve 4 Matchstick puzzles.

Watch the credits until the end.

Watch secret scene 1.

Watch secret scene 2.

Watch secret scene 3.

Watch secret scene 4.

Watch all secret scenes.