Board the HSF Vindicator.

Defeat the sticky note spiders.

Complete the warehouse challenge in under 5 seconds.

Defeat a spider using the Hover Tank in the HSF Vindicator's hangar.

Solve the hard version of Darwin's puzzle.

Damage a window on the HSF Vindicator.

Collect every fuel cell.

Lay the ghosts of Artois Manor to rest.

Listen to the ballad of Spike.

Blow up the Tricycle with C4.

Destroy City Hall using Laser Breath.

Have 5 jumping spiders crawling on you at the same time.

Read every issue of the Arachnitopia Times.

Clean all dirty objects.

Kill a spider with the Hairspray's alt-fire.

Create an army of undead spiders.

Collect 24 spiders in your vacuum.

Read all of Darwin's contract.

Use an Anvil to kill a member of the Spider Gang.

Asphyxiate a spider.

Make bail for both jailed Cactar during the same Deputy Challenge attempt.

Defeat the Spider Gang Boss while the Cactus Kid is deployed.

Simultaneously fire nine pots with the kiln.

Sell a pear.

Fill every spittoon in Rancho Saguaro.

Swindle the Swindler Cactar.

Kill the final tier of Glitch Spider.

Close all 12 pop-ups within two minutes.

Complete cardio.exe with an orange ticket on Subroutine Level 3.

Collect every disk for the Decompiler.

Fully upgrade all subroutines.

Unlock every door in the teleportation bus.

Defeat an Abomination with the Butterfly Effect.

Help Darwin reset his parent process.

Destroy every egg during The Gauntlet.

Open all of the Secret Doors in Spider Hell.

Use the Sandal to get through the Big Door in Spider Hell.

Find the alternate version of Spike.

Acquire the MFG.

Complete the Rematch challenge in Spider Hell without killing any spiders.

Find an alternate path through the maze in Spider Hell.

Complete The Gauntlet with 60 seconds or more remaining.