Find hidden stuff!

Stay alive

Don't die!

Kill a lot of Gobos!

Kill a bunch of Gobos!

Kill loads of Gobos!

Play for some time!

Play a lot!

Spend a long time on a single level!

Score three stars in a lot of levels!

Score three stars in a load of levels!

Score three stars in all levels!

Boil to death!

Take your time beating Mustacho!

Kill Mustacho! Fast!

Beat a few time records!

Beat a stack of time records!

Beat all time records!

Unlock the Pirate World!

Unlock the Robot World!

Beat the game!