Die.

Reach 2-1.

Reach 3-1.

Reach 3-?.

Reach 6-1.

Reach 5-1.

Reach 5-?

Loop past the Nuclear Throne.

Defeat Horror.

Reach the Nuclear Throne.

Loop as every character.

Reach 4-? as Crystal.

Reach the Nuclear Throne with Melting without choosing Rhino Skin or Strong Spirit.

Reach 2-? as Eyes.

Reach the Nuclear Throne in under 10 minutes as Plant.

Unlock a Golden Weapon for every character.

Defeat the Technomancer as Steroids

Eat a Hyper Weapon as Robot.

Reach 2-1 on Hard Mode as Chicken.

Defeat Mom as Rebel.

Defeat Hyper Crystal as Horror.

Defeat Captain as Rogue.

Unlock a Crown as any character.

Reach Level Ultra as any character.

Unlock a Golden Weapon as any character.

Unlock a Golden Disc Gun or Golden Nuke Launcher.

Reach 7-3 on a Daily

Reach Level Ultra as Skeleton

Play as Frog.

Sit on the Nuclear Throne as headless Chicken.

We hereby sincerely apologize.