Win K*E*P*A Mode with Kepa. Please don't get me killed.

Heal teammates 75 times.

Splat 100,000 zombies!

Open 100 toilets, revealing the toilet genie.

Win 5 consecutive games in a row without losing.

Train Mechanical 50 times.

Train Strength 100 times. Build mass, build bulk.

Train Medical 50 times.

Train Shooting 75 times.

Train Fitness 75 times.

Win with no ally deaths. This includes traders and mall cops.

Win Familiar Characters Mode.

A miracle happened that day…

Reach the final area with a working car.

Rescued a chicken. May have turned it into nugs after.

Beat Short Trip to Heck Mode.

Win Rare Characters Mode.

Win Long Winding Road Mode.

Just like in my clown nightmares.

Beat Deadlier Road Mode.

Win with Valkyrie. This should be an easy one.

Anime Girl anime'd the car.

Proved the existence of spooky ghosts.

Win with the Fencer. Parry and Riposte!

Win with the Boxer. Stick and move!

Win with Roller Derby Woman. She's well trained for the zombocalypse.

Win with Alvis, the Crooner of the Zombocalypse.

Win with sumo wrestler. Sumo is the ultimate anti-zombie martial art.

Win with El Satan's patented wrestling moves.

Win with a BERSERK! trait character. They're rather death prone.

Win with the Wizard! It is your destiny.

Win with the friendliest guy there is.

Win with Cat Lady. Who knew hoarding cats would be this useful?

Win Rare Characters EXTREME Mode.

Win with a skeleton. Internal skeletons don't count.

Win with the Debutante. I guess she does kind of look like Mary Poppins.

Win with some pig in the team.

Win the game with a goat. It's going to ruin the car.

Win Familiar Characters EXTREME Mode.

Win a game with the caveman after breaking her out of the ice.

Beat Marathon Mode.

Win with the original hot Vampire, not those newfangled sparkling ones.

Win with Gnomey, the most OP character. S++ on the Official Tier List.

Pure solo victory. Start with one character, never get a recruit.

Win with a full team of 4 people/dogs/beings.

Win the game with a feral cat in the team.

Win with the bunker laboratory scientist.

Win with the funny Clown. *distorted honk*

Win with Horse. You're a pony no more.

Win with the Renaissance Faire bard recruit.

Win with The Last Bodybuilder. He's so strong.

Win with the Witch. Magic hat, magic broom, magic uzi.

Win with the Panda. Maybe Canada will be a good habitat.

Win the game with the pirate captain rare trader camp recruit.

Win with the Queen of Fairies. Make a wish for friendship.

Goodbye, Alvis.

Win the first 10 game modes.

Beat K*E*P*A Mode.

Win with the Hermit after coaxing him out of his Hermit Hut.

In the last moment, killed your chance of victory.

Win Death Road Normal Mode.

Knight left the team alive.

Win with 4 dogs. Dog squaaaaad.

Win with Santa, a real Christmas miracle.