Then why would I wear this hat? Reach full health

Reach a checkpoint underwater

Unlock the first warp

Unlock the second warp

Unlock the third warp

Finish the first secret level

Finish the second secret level

Finish the third secret level

Finish the fourth secret level

Bounce on 5 enemies in a row without touching the ground.

Collect 500 points worth of food

Collect 1,000 points worth of food

Finish the first minecart level

Finish the first underwater level

Finish the first balloon level

A cupcake explodes killing another enemy

Use an oven

Have an oven send out flame enemies

Find your first bonus room

Throw a projectile into a bubble jet

The fish in the overworld got you

Grabbed a hat pickup after losing it

Lure a big cookie off an edge, to it's death

Leave a hat behind in a no hat zone

Collect the B-A-K-E cookies in one level

Shoot a spike as it is falling