Your first failure! Congratz!

Fail more! Fail better!

You reached your first destination. You're road-tripping the right way!

You're a true Nicolas Cage.

You visited the 6 base DESTINATIONS. What a champ!

You've been the MVP at every DESTINATION.

You've visited half of the LOCATIONS. Did you bring some postcards?

You've visited all the LOCATIONS. Get some rest!

You've seen half of the EVENTS. What an eventful life!

You've collected all the TRINKETS. Which one was your favorite?

4 of your your TRINKETS were tied to the same RESOURCE. You sure liked that RESOURCE, huh?

You asked for a refund, apparently.

Bartering with Noodles made you lose. Barter responsibly!

You've picked up all the HITCHHIKERS. There's always room in your car!

Your first DATE ENDING! It must be love!

You're an eclectic music aficionado

You didn't take any risks... and you still died. Incredible!

You chose a LOCATION on the MAP INFO BOARD and you didn't visit it. Having second thoughts?

You won without ever choosing an ACTION with a KNOWN RESOURCE... So bold of you!

You ONLY take risks.

You reached a DESTINATION while traveling with an inconvenient HITCHHIKER, because you don't care.

You reached all the DESTINATIONS traveling with inconvenient HITCHHIKERS. You sure love a challenge!

You looked death in the eye and said... "UwU"

If you're going to lose, at least lose fast... right?

Who knew you could play by yourself and still lose? A feat in and of itself!

You won at road-tripping... THE HARD WAY.

You listened to all 4 secret songs. What a melomaniac!

Know thyself.

Chillin' at the spa with the homies!

It turns out size DOES matter.

Pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake song!

You don't need to know how to play POKER 2 to win at POKER 2!

Neeeeeeeeeeeeeigh!

Sooooooooooooooup!

This monkey isn't short on fingers, baby!

Everything can be solved with a good, well-timed prank!

Mirage Town, population: you.

2D is so last season!

You've seen all of Polly and Scott's outfits. These two surely packed a lot of clothes!

You solved all your problems with the power of SNOWBOARDING!

You completed 5 PRANK DARES before reaching a DESTINATION. You never shy while facing a dare!

NO ONE STEALS YOUR FAVORITE SPOT.

Let's pretend that was your first option, shall we?

You grow tired of people quite fast. Maybe... work on that?

Nope, it was the other one.

Worst financial decision ever.